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Matt Kemp Did Something?
Look guys. There's where all my skills as a player went. Floated away, like a cloud... It's been a while since I've done one of these round-ups, and to be honest, hanging out over at our Fantasy...
View ArticleCreepers in the Park and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 20
A few weeks back, I was on vacation and the Big Magoo covered the creeper. He did one hell of a job by making good calls and changing up the format. This week, I'm feeling inspired by the Big Magoo and...
View ArticleThe Sun Goes Down On Soler
Jorge Soler is likely done for the year with a strained oblique. This is one of those injuries that comes with a sigh of relief. Yay, I don't have to keep running Soler out there and being...
View ArticleThis Just In, Verlander Not Bad At All
*swirls a glass, takes a gulp. spits it back in a bucket* "That's vintage Justin Verlander," said Kate Upton. "Okay, this might sound gross, but can you spit into my mouth?" That's you getting up...
View ArticleDraftKings: Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow
You never stop learning. Ever. The baseball season is a long race and while you think you may know what a player is or what you can expect, you have to keep checking in on trends to make sure you...
View ArticleHi Ho The Berrios, The Pitcher In The Buy
Let's start on Jose Berrios with what Prospect Mike said, "Berrios has a great starter’s arsenal with a plus fastball (sits mid-90s) and a plus curveball coupled with an above average slider and...
View ArticleForget Hitting Jake, It’s Arrietatown
Maybe it's because Whip/Nae Nae is permanently stuck in my head -- One word of advice. If you take no other advice from me, please, I implore you, accept this advice. If you don't know what Whip/Nae...
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DraftKings: I’m For Playing Holland, Isn’t That Weird?
There was a time when Mike Myers was funny. I know, weird thought, right? Not sure what happened to him. The Love Guru was an unmitigated disaster and everyone hangs the end of him on that but really,...
View ArticleArchduke Of Strasburg Empire Takes Feet Off Ottoman
You wanna know what's on my mind? "If the Nationals wouldn't have shut down Stephen Strasburg three years ago, would they have been eliminated a day earlier this year?" No, that's not on my mind....
View ArticleTyler Duffey’s Madea Goes To The Mound
Yesterday, I was watching the Twins game and I fell asleep and had a dream that Razzball's Twitter account got one of those blue check marks. I'm not sure what this says about my fantasies, but it...
View ArticleDraftKings: Pay for Aces, Play your Aces
People of Planet Earth, please, pay for your aces. On a slate that features quite a few, there is no need to tempt fate by not building around at least one solid top tier arm and a mid-tier to make it...
View ArticleIf A Samardzija Gets Chopped In Baltimore And Nobody Sees It…
Chris Davis (1-for-4, 3 RBIs, hitting .268) hit his 5th homer, and the announcers said that it was all Davis since there was no breeze in the stadium. Could there have been no breeze because there were...
View ArticleThor Can Suck My Hammer, and the Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 6
Man, I was coming into yesterday afternoon all pumped for today's Profile - high-caliber young gun in Noah Syndergaard going on Sunday, facing my terrible Brewers, it was going to be a monster start......
View ArticleYanks To Retire Memorial Day
This was just announced by the Yankees' front office. "No Yankee will ever wear the last Monday of May on their jersey. 5/25-5/31 will all be retired. We dedicate this to all the Yankees who served...
View ArticleYour One Penny Reserve Bid On Callaspo Has Been Met
At first, it was reported that Alberto Callaspo rejected the trade to the Dodgers. Leaving Alex Guerrero (1-for-2) to stare at Callaspo's smugshot-slash-you mad bro? face. Then, later in the evening,...
View ArticleArcher Takes A Bow For K-ing 12 Mariners
Felix Hernandez went 9 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners with 8 Ks, but wasn't the best pitcher in yesterday's gaymey. Damn! I wrote the preceding sentence in drool hanging from my mouth while looking at Chris...
View ArticleJoc Straps The Rocks
Finally, the phrase 'riding my jock' could be used in the Dodgers' clubhouse without referencing Alyssa Milano. Joc Pederson went 1-for-3, 2 RBIs with his 15th homer in the 1st game of the...
View ArticlePike Place Now Selling Filet Of Trumbo
To paraphrase Collective Soul, "Diamondbacks, your cup runneth over with outfielders. Don't scream about! Don't think aloud! Trade an outfielder now, baby! Just spit him out! Don't worry about! Don't...
View ArticleOne Man’s Trash: Meet the Matz
Steven Matz (+35.6%) was the most added player in fantasy baseball this past week. The Mets decided to roll out the welcome matz last week and promote the impressive young prospect to the big league...
View ArticleThe Only Way To Keep Mitch In The Park Is More Land
Dude's on fire. No. Need better! He is a high-speed torrent download of a yule log burning. Need better! He is Smokey the Bear at a Porno for Pyros concert, wearing earbuds and listening to Firestarter...
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