You know how they have 17 hours of unseen footage on the Anchorman DVD that you spent 17 hours watching to only keep saying, "Well, I know why they cut this out?" In a similar vein, I wrote about V-Mart in the Buy/Sell that's coming later today, but have since cut it. Still, here it is in its uncut form, "Victor Martinez - Hey, it didn't work out like you antissapated (sic) when you ignored my advise (sic) to not draft hymn (sic). In 12 to 14 team mixed leagues, he's still tentatively a hold, but in shallower leagues, you really need to start looking elsewhere. (Maybe make this funnier, Grey, your intern wrote this and it's hot garbage and who's writing this note if it's not you, Grey? Wait, are you asking yourself if you're writing in third person? That's like next level shizz!)" So, yeah, I was ready to move on from V-Mart in shallower leagues. He looked lost like the Lost writers during the final season of Lost. I told you not to draft him in the preseason, and I still don't like him at all, but after he homered twice yesterday (2-for-4, 5 RBIs with his 7th and 8th homers), I'd definitely hold to see if yesterday was the K-turn he needed to get out of his cul-de-suck. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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