The Cardinals called up their top hitting prospect, Stephen Piscotty, who has a great eye, and could hit .320 with 20+ homers and 15+ steals in his prime. What will he do this year though? Piscotty Doesn't Know! Piscotty Doesn't Know! Piscotty Doesn't Know! He could play 1st base for the suddenly old-looking and decrepit Mini Donkey. Piscotty Doesn't Know! Piscotty Doesn't Know! Piscotty Doesn't Know! Piscotty could play some outfield, but where? Piscotty Doesn't Know! Piscotty Doesn't Know! Piscotty Doesn't Know! I'm wondering something else. The Cardinals make a mountain out of molehill prospects, always. A prospect no one cares about comes up and the Cardinals make them look terrific. So, will Piscotty come up and be the opposite? Like the Law of Inverse Properties, which is in no way related to the douchey guy on HGTV that hosts Income Property. Piscotty Doesn't Know! Piscotty Doesn't Know! Piscotty Doesn't Know! I'd grab Piscotty in all leagues since he's essentially Matt Holliday right before he entered his prime, but I'm guessing Piscotty won't play enough to be a factor this year in shallower than 15-team mixed leagues. He could though. Grey doesn't know! Grey doesn't know! Grey doesn't know! Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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