Kennys Vargas was demoted to Double-A. Shouldn't it be Double-Kenny? It's official, the Twins hate Vargas. They gave him all of about ten days to prove himself this time around. Maybe they just get off on killing Kennys. Oh, well, that's all I wanted to say in the lede. Nothing else. Just gonna pick my cuticles until I get to that "Anyway, here's what else" jazz that I always write. Oh, I guess I could mention Miguel Sano is being called up. I buried the lede worse than Kendall Graveman! First Buxton and now Sano, this is the most excitement Minnesota's seen since Prince was spotted at a Cold Stone Creamery ordering raspberry sorbet, and, without missing a beat, the cashier said, "And if it was warm, you'd order much more," then high-fived his oblivious co-worker. I just gave you my Miguel Sano fantasy. I wrote it with an 80's glam Sharpie. I'll add one thing to that. Grab him right now! He could hit .180 with power or he could hit .250 with power, but, either way, at corner infidel, you do worse, as my Jewish grandmother would say. After saying, "Oy, it's hot in here." Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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